Smartphone broke on Friday, got fixed today.
In other news, I just took my first shit since friday.
Step 1. Girl makes Facebook status about reading 50 Shades of Grey.
Step 2. I then assume it’s okay to hit the share button on my favorite porn site.
Step 3. I hit the share button on said website.
Step 4. Suddenly I’m the bad guy?????
OH ANNA SUUUUUHUUUHUHUHUUN
Finishes like this blow my mind.
Because when it comes to being this close it has nothing to do with not training hard enough, not being talented enough, not being dedicated enough… When you win by a hair it has everything in the world to do with heart.
Their oars look like slenderman.
The butterfinger company just ruined my whole summer.