Whoomp, there it is.
acid-killss:

This is why the ocean scares me so much its not the sharks, nor the giant fucking squid its just the vast emptiness   

AND LET’S NOT FORGET THE FUCKING SEAWEED THAT COULD WRAP AROUND YOUR ANKLES AT ANY MOMENT

acid-killss:

This is why the ocean scares me so much its not the sharks, nor the giant fucking squid its just the vast emptiness   

AND LET’S NOT FORGET THE FUCKING SEAWEED THAT COULD WRAP AROUND YOUR ANKLES AT ANY MOMENT

(via nopainallglory)

2 years ago
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Smartphone broke on Friday, got fixed today.
In other news, I just took my first shit since friday.

2 years ago
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digitallyimpaired:

ocfos:

trumpet-butt:


hey
wait a god damn minute 

sCREAMS LOUDLY

MY MIND IS FUCK

I AM IN MAJOR DISTRESS

WELL SHIT

digitallyimpaired:

ocfos:

trumpet-butt:

hey

wait a god damn minute 

sCREAMS LOUDLY

MY MIND IS FUCK

I AM IN MAJOR DISTRESS

WELL SHIT

(via lakilester)

2 years ago
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Step 1.  Girl makes Facebook status about reading 50 Shades of Grey.

Step 2.  I then assume it’s okay to hit the share button on my favorite porn site.

Step 3.  I hit the share button on said website.

Step 4.  Suddenly I’m the bad guy?????

2 years ago
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OH ANNA SUUUUUHUUUHUHUHUUN

2 years ago
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rowsbeforehoes:

Finishes like this blow my mind.  Because when it comes to being this close it has nothing to do with not training hard enough, not being talented enough, not being dedicated enough… When you win by a hair it has everything in the world to do with heart.

Their oars look like slenderman.

rowsbeforehoes:

Finishes like this blow my mind.
Because when it comes to being this close it has nothing to do with not training hard enough, not being talented enough, not being dedicated enough… When you win by a hair it has everything in the world to do with heart.

Their oars look like slenderman.

2 years ago
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The butterfinger company just ruined my whole summer.

The butterfinger company just ruined my whole summer.

2 years ago
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